"Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Sorry Quotes #Stairs Quotes #Convenience Quotes

“You can't say enough about fishing. Though the sport of kings, it's just what the deadbeat ordered.”
“I suppose being fierce is a very good thing, and a very cool thing. But more than fierce, I think I'm a strong person and a strong individual. And that's what I take with me every day.”
“Men have looked upon the desert as barren land, the free holding of whoever chose; but in fact each hill and valley in it had a man who was its acknowledged owner and would quickly assert the right of his family or clan to it, against aggression.”

Source : T. E. Lawrence (2015). “Lawrence of Arabia: The Man Behind the Myth (Complete Autobiographical Works, Memoirs & Letters): Seven Pillars of Wisdom (Memoirs of the Arab Revolt) + The Evolution of a Revolt + The Mint (Memoirs of the secret service in Royal Air Force) + Collected Letters (1915-1935)”, p.59, e-artnow
“Part of the reality is it's a much longer campaign, but everybody is faced with the same campaign limits as if it was a 36-day campaign.”
“Always, Always have a plan”

Source : Rick Riordan (2010). “Percy Jackson: The Demigod Files: The Demigod Files”, p.9, Penguin UK
“"if a rock falls on another rock on the other side of the moon, how does Islam explain it?" "Who Cares?"”
“The business of the state trying to legislate modesty is relatively both an infantile and ridiculous procedure. Of course, it is true that the more things are secreted the more intriguing they become, because it is always the forbidden that has the strongest appeal. Nudity is a state of fact - lewdity a state of mind.”

Source : Graham Howe, Paul Outerbridge, Jacqueline Markham (1980). “Paul Outerbridge, Jr: photographs”
“Our past is not our potential.”

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