"It's all about self-esteem now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna dance in our strip-clubs?"

-- Greg Giraldo

#Growing Up Quotes #Self Esteem Quotes #Kids Quotes

“If, like Harry Keogh, I could talk to the dead - God, there are an awful lot of people I would like to speak to! Not least my father. Being in the army for 22 years, I didnt see enough of him, and I know there are a great many things I could have learned from him.”

Source : "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. March 22, 2013.
“You don't lead by lip service, you lead by example.”
“God always forgives when you are totally repentant and you desire to change. He forgives...and He never gets tired of forgiving. Never. You may get tired asking. I hope not. He never, never tires of forgiving. Never.”

Source : "Mother Angelica Live", www.imdb.com. (1983– ).
“Novelists tell that piece of truth hidden at the bottom of every lie.”
“Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.”
“The dominance of short-term perspectives has led to routine decisions in the markets that sacrifice the long-term buildup of genuine value in pursuit of artificial, short-term gains.”
“He wants his home and security, he wants to live like a sailor at sea.”
“Skepticism is my nature, freethought is my methodology, agnosticism is my conclusion after 25 years of being in the ministry, and atheism is my opinion.”

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