"Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him."

-- Dave Attell

#Sex Quotes #Animal Quotes #Men Quotes

“Respect people with less power then you. I don't care if you're the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.”

Source : Tim Minchin's Commencement Address at the University of Western Australia in Perth, Australia, www.timminchin.com. September 25, 2013.
“Every actor wants more offers, but I get enough and I do like to be busy.”
“It is better to give a lick than receive one. If anybody got in my way, I tried to run right through them.”
“Everyone else we knew growing up is the same: image of their parents, no matter how loud they told themselves they'd be different”
“The live audience is a blind date. The camera is a hungry lover. One wants to be wined and dined and seduced and then decide where the evening will go. The other knows how it wants to be touched, wants it now and can damn well tell if you are lying about it. Both are fickle. Both feel good. Depends on your mood.”
“Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand”
“A wise man once told me that only by leaving someone good can you meet someone better.”
“Sometimes itâ€™s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. Itâ€™s like you see them through a special lensâ€”but maybe if itâ€™s how you see them,thatâ€™s how they really are.Itâ€™s like the whole tree falling in the forest thing.”

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