"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

-- Jay Leno

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Two Quotes

“I need contrast-the old and the new, the rough and the soft. The clash of it all is very sexy.”
“Journalists never make it clear when you are joking.”
“Riches, though they may reward virtues, yet they cannot cause them; he is much more noble who deserves a benefit than he who bestows one.”
“Heaven and earth, advantages and obstacles, conspire to educate genius.”

Source : Henry Fuseli (1831). “Lectures. Aphorisms. A history of art in the schools of Italy”, p.64
“Itch to read, scratch to understand.”

Source : "The Pillow Book". Drama, 1996.
“Poverty is less a matter of income than of prospects. While the incomes of the poor have steadily risen through Great Society largesse, their prospects have plummeted as families have broken into dependent fragments.”
“I gave it all that I had, and it's gratifying that others seem to be receiving it so well.”

Source : FaceBook post by Debbie Reynolds from Jul 01, 2013
“Men have the grand vision, and they pass it on to somebody else to put into practice. Women follow the details more, they want to know that it is being put into practice.”

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