"When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds."

-- Adam Carolla

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“A naturopath once told me you should never take antibiotics except if you have pneumonia, a kidney infection or some other serious illness. That's my philosophy, too.”
“Listen to me, kid. Don't forget that you are in a concentration camp. In this place, it is every many for himself, and you cannot think of others. Not even you father. In this place, there is no such thing as father, brother, friend. Each of us lives and dies alone. Let me give you good advice: stop giving your ration of bread and soup to your old father. You cannot help him anymore. And you are hurting yourself. In fact, you should be getting his rations...”
“Life is all about balance. Since I have only one leg, I understand that well.”
“I had never thought of my career as going in the direction that it did, as far as fan response was concerned.”
“Luck is not the hand of God.... Luck is the way the wind swirls and the dust settles eons after God has passed by.”
“You put more value on every minute...You know I always kinda thought I did that. I really always enjoyed myself. But it's more valuable now. You're reminded to enjoy every sandwich and every minute.”
“The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.”
“Theater going is a communal act, movie going a solitary one.”

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