"If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?"

-- Adam Carolla

#Thinking Quotes #Joy Quotes #What If Quotes

“Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.”
“I drank a bottle of wine for company. It was Chateau Margaux. It was pleasant to be drinking slowly and to be tasting the wine and to be drinking alone. A bottle of wine was good company.”
“I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.”
“Probably the biggest thing that surprises people is that I am obsessed with hockey. I grew up in the Boston area so I am obsessed with hockey since I was a little kid.”
“We are all farsighted, we give importance to those things that are far from us, while neglecting the things that are close to us... only to realize their value later when they are out-of-reach again...”
“Never sue the police. The odds are in their favour.”
“A major difficulty in translation is that a word in one language seldom has a precise equivalent in another one.”
“If you trace the history of mankind, our evolution has been mediated by technology, and without technology it's not really obvious where we would be. So I think we have always been cyborgs in this sense.”

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