"According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog."

-- Jay Leno

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Men Quotes

“One of the functions of an organization, of any organism, is to anticipate the future, so that those relationships can persist over time.”
“At the time I thought what I had with you and your mother was better than nothing. But if you can't tell the truth to the people you care about the most, eventually you stop being able to tell the truth to yourself.”
“When you have the opportunity, you strike.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“True love is not giving power to the other person, but instead is empowering you to make that person happy.”
“I'm usually pretty good about meeting people. I try to remember they are human, too!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted.”

Source : Michael Reagan, Joe Hyams (1988). “On the outside looking in”, Zebra Books
“I feel responsible to my people to portray them the way we should be.”

Source : Source: www.refinery29.com
“Literature is a bad crutch, but a good walking-stick.”

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