"When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust."

-- Adam Carolla

#Country Quotes #Feet Quotes #Mountain Quotes

“No man is so great as mankind.”
“The decision to go into debt alters the course and condition of your life. You no longer own it. You are owned.”

Source : FaceBook post by Dave Ramsey from Sep 06, 2013
“Sports is about balls and about heart and you don't find too many champions in any sport in the world without heart or balls. He might have them, but against Nadal they shrink to a very small size and it's not once, it's every time.”
“[F]irst of all, be what you are.”
“Our culture places a very high premium on self-expression, but is relatively disinterested in producing "selves" that are worth expressing.”
“People think I shave my eyebrow... It's a scar.”

Source : "The 12 Best Beauty Looks From the 2016 Golden Globes" by Julie Schott, www.elle.com. January 11, 2016.
“There will never be another Sachin Tendulkar.”
“I remembered the 500 people that lived on a reserve outside my little town, behind a big fence.”

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