"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."

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“[On children:] Being built closer to the floor, they can dust the baseboards in half the time.”
“I believe in love that's fun, that is caring, giving, and that is honest.”
“The standards you establish for others must reflect the standards you set for yourself. No one will follow a hypocrite.”
“Different is better when it is more effective or more fun.”
“I think he intends to run for president... I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.”
“When you have found out the prevailing passion of any man, remember never to trust him where that passion is concerned.”
“The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.”
“If we make up our minds that this is a drab and purposeless universe, it will be that, and nothing else. On the other hand, if we believe that the earth is ours, and that the sun and moon hang in the sky for our delight, there will be joy upon the hills and gladness in the fields because the Artist in our souls glorifies creation. Surely, it gives dignity to life to believe that we are born into this world for noble ends, and that we have a higher destiny than can be accomplished within the narrow limits of this physical life.”

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