"Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth."

-- Dave Attell

#Teeth Quotes #Crystals Quotes #Helping Quotes

“Under present conditions, people are preoccupied with consumer goods not because they are brainwashed but because buying is the one pleasurable activity not only permitted but actively encouraged by our rulers. The pleasure of eating an ice cream cone may be minor compared to the pleasure of meaningful, autonomous work, but the former is easily available and the latter is not. A poor family would undoubtedly rather have a decent apartment than a new TV, but since they are unlikely to get the apartment, what is to be gained by not getting the TV?”

Source : "Women and the Myth of Consumerism". Book by Ellen Willis, Ramparts, 1969.
“If you want the things people don't have, you have to do the things other people will not do.”

Source : Twitter post from Aug 18, 2016
“The loves and hours of the life of a man, They are swift and sad, being born of the sea.”
“Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.”
“The minute you start putting words on paper you're eliminating possibilities.”
“I g-g-guess...I'm dead?" she heard her own voice call out, strangely high-pitched and thin. For a long time, she heard nothing else. And then: "Hi, Dead. I'm Dan.”

Source : Peter Lerangis (2009). “The Sword Thief”, p.62, Scholastic Inc.
“Are not the worst examples of architecture to be found in private enterprise in cheap jerry-built homes?”
“There is only one perfect road and that road is ahead of you, always ahead of you.”

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