"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

-- Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Book Quotes

“Setting aside the issue of gender while highlighting the symmetry of bodies seemed indispensable in order to focus on the narrative of human beings in the making.”

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“I called to the other men that the sky was clearing, and then a moment later I realized that what I had seen was not a rift in the clouds but the white crest of an enormous wave.”

Source : Ernest Shackleton (2004). “South: The Endurance Expedition”, p.149, Penguin
“I had a great year and left my guts out on the field.”
“Life can dictate that we suffer physical restrictions and limitations, but no one has the ability to restrict or in any way demean our spirit unless we agree to it.”
“I preach darkness. I don't inspire hopeâ€”only shadows. It's up to you to find the light in my words.”
“Logic has virtually nothing to do with the way we think.”
“I studied painting and sculpting at school and became an actress by mistake .... I've had many lovers and still have romances. I am very spoiled. All my life, I've had too many admirers.”
“Someday an opportunity will come. Think about Harry Potter. His life is terrible, but then a letter arrives, he gets on a train, and everything is different for him afterward. Better. Magical." "That's just a story." "So are we- we're stories too.”

Source : Matthew Quick (2012). “Boy21”, p.157, Hachette UK

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