"Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!"

-- Moms Mabley

#White Quotes #House Quotes #Weight Quotes

“I want to feel deeply, and whenever I am brokenhearted I emerge more compassionate. I think I allow myself to be brokenhearted more easily, knowing I won't be irrevocably shattered [p. 59]”
“A lot of players might be tired, but I feel nice and sharp.”
“No one should be ashamed to admit they are wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that they are wiser today than they were yesterday.”
“There's a deeper conversation to be had on guns, and just because I happen to know where I fall into that conversation doesn't mean that I don't want to have that conversation.”

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“Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.”
“You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.”
“The internet might be a convenience, but it hasn't yet, for me, been a fundamental reordering. These things are supposed to be time-savers, so you have more time standing at your easel if you so choose.”
“It is the inner life that is to spark the change in consciousness that will permit us to advance”

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