"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"

-- Tommy Cooper

#Funny Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Silly Quotes

“Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip may crush it. Do not let the fear of dropping it cause you to hold it too tightly: the chances are, it's holding you, too.”
“I create because it makes me connected to something larger than myself.”
“The idea that all the words in Scripture are God's words in such a way that to disbelieve or disobey any word of Scripture is to disbelieve or disobey God.”
“If environmental protection efforts continue to lag behind economic growth, pollution will become even more rampant.”
“A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of problems.”
“Later on Lady Maccon was to describe that particular day as the worst of her life. She had neither the soul nor the romanticism to consider childbirth magical or emotionally transporting. So far as she could gather it mostly involved pain indignity and mess. There was nothing engaging or appealing about the process. And as she told her husband firmly she intended never to go through it again.”
“I held my breath as we do sometimes to stop time when something wonderful has touched us...”

Source : Mary Oliver (2004). “Why I Wake Early: New Poems”, p.34, Beacon Press
“One of the pleasures of being a gardener comes from the enjoyment you get looking at other people's yards.”

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