"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Christmas Quotes #Jobs Quotes #Clever Quotes

“Let no man thirst for good beer.”
“We do not want to destroy any people. It is precisely because we have been advocating coexistence that we have shed so much blood.”
“For me, I was given a great gift by my father and my mother in that I was never told any idea was bad. I was told I could explore any thought as long as I wasn't hurting someone else.”
“I think the better question is: How do we want sexual mores to shift, and what will that do for the American experience of both consensual and nonconsensual sex?”
“But there's a beginning in an end, you know? It's true that you can't reclaim what you had, but you can lock it up behind you. Start fresh.”

Source : Alexandra Bracken (2016). “The Darkest Minds”, p.78, Hachette UK
“As a restaurateur, my job is to basically control the chaos and the drama. There's always going to be chaos in the restaurant business.”
“The strong manly ones in life are those who understand the meaning of the word patience. Patience means restraining one's inclinations. There are seven emotions: joy, anger, anxiety, adoration, grief, fear, and hate, and if a man does not give way to these he can be called patient. I am not as strong as I might be, but I have long known and practiced patience. And if my descendants wish to be as I am, they must study patience.”
“Betrayal is never easy to handle and there is no right way to accept it.”

Source : Christine Feehan (2011). “Christine Feehan 5 CARPATHIAN NOVELS”, p.1150, Penguin

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