"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Inspirational Quotes #Ghetto Quotes #Littles Quotes

“Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.”
“The emerging church, reformed according to the needs of self-esteem-starved-souls under the Lordship of Christ.... will help us to affirm the concept that 'While god's ideas may seem humanly impossible, he will give us these ideas which will lead to glorious, self-esteem-generating success.”
“A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.”
“I think one country with nuclear weapons is one country too many.”

Source : "Mohamed ElBaradei: What I've Learned" by John H. Richardson, www.esquire.com. January 31, 2011.
“Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I am still allowed to exist.”

Source : Auberon Waugh (1991). “Will this do?: the first fifty years of Auberon Waugh : an autobiography”, Vintage
“When you're used to being healthy and strong and vibrant and everything and then - bang - overnight you're desperately ill, it's frightening.”
“After the United States gobbled up California and half of Mexico, and we were stripped down to nothing, territorial expansion suddenly becomes a crime. It's been going on for centuries, and it will still go on.”

Source : At lunch during the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal, December 11, 1945. "Nuremberg Diary" by Gustave Gilbert, p. 66, 1947.
“I'm not hiding from anyone. I am who I am, and I'm not perfect.”

Source : "Interview: Justin Bieber Talks About His Top 5 Rappers, Selena Gomez, and Growing Up In The Game". Interview with Joe la Puma, www.complex.com. March 30, 2012.

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