"I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials."

“Well, the first thing that clued me in to the fact that there was something really scary about breast cancer, way beyond the thought of dying, was coming across an ad in the newspaper for pink breast cancer teddy bears. I am not that afraid of dying, but I am terrified of dying with a pink teddy bear under my arm.”
“Music is such a joy, just an absolute joy.”
“I was raised on a dairy farm and ate plenty of meat and eggs until about twenty years ago. I started doing nutritional research, and a decade pr so after that my family made some major dietary changes. I'm just paying attention to what the data are telling me: The scientific evidence came first.”
“I think it's really hard to understand the depths and the power of the love that someone has for their children unless you really have children.”

Source : Interview with Will Harris, film.avclub.com. February 21, 2012.
“If you're working on a computer and you're editing bass, it looks like a warm curvy, sort of feminine object.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life is sitting around waiting for their prince to find them, rather than getting out there and finding him themselves.”
“We all drive differently and have different styles. For me I need a car I can develop beneath me and feel comfortable in. If the car feels neutral and unbalanced it doesn't work for me.”
“When I was contemplating medical school after graduating from Knox, several people suggested that nursing was a more suitable profession for women. My own mother discouraged me from becoming a doctor. But this is not why I became a nurse instead!”

Source : Source: www.yabookshelf.com

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