"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself."

-- George Burns

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Complaining Quotes

“It's exciting to see how fast your kids learn and grow. I'm not too worried about them, particularly the ones who like to break rules and don't follow instructions; those are the ones that will do just fine because they know what's important to them.”
“Well, the real Eric Bogosian is pretty self-conscious of himself.”
“If you work for a team, you have a different view, if you own a team you have a radically different view,”

Source : Vijay Mallya during FIA Press Conference, www.formula1.com. October 31, 2014.
“I'm actually quite different when I'm there [ in the university] to how I am on a TV or film set. It's very challenging and I really, really like it. And I enjoy being in that environment.”
“The power to think as you wish to think is the only power over which you have absolute control.”
“We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.”
“Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.”
“I am too old to think.”

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