"I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special."

-- Jeff Ross

#Fun Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?”

Source : "Interview: Jessica Biel (Blade Trinity)". Interview with Devin Faraci, www.chud.com. July 12, 2004.
“Just that working with Clint again is like coming home.”
“It is Satan who is the God of our planet and the only God.”
“The first truth for special operations is that quality is more important than quantity.”

Source : "America's New War: Responding to Terrorism". "Larry King Live", edition.cnn.com. October 1, 2001.
“The greatest source of unhappiness comes from inside.”
“Fewer Americans are at work today than in April 2000, even though the population since then has grown by 31 million.”
“People always step up and do things out of the ordinary at the Olympics,”
“Cars are like rolling diaries, metal and plastic and paint tableaux of the last ten years of their drivers' lives ... every dent, every drooping slice of chrome, has a story behind it.”

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