"Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Mean Quotes #Color Quotes #Green Quotes

“Ingenious philosophers tell you, perhaps, that the great work of the steam-engine is to create leisure for mankind. Do not believe them; it only creates a vacuum for eager thought to rush in.”
“Good horror is the kind that we can all relate to. We all know what it was like to be a child and hear something move in our room. Or how the teddy bear that was so cuddly and nice during the day turned into this horrible, foreboding shadow at night. Those are the kind of things that we all can relate to.”
“When God takes your straw, it isnâ€™t because he wants you to remain a slave. Itâ€™s because he wants you to take another step toward freedom.”
“Prayer is as natural an expression of faith as breathing is of life.”
“Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives.”
“My experience is that the teachers we need most are the people we're living with right now.”
“I really love storytelling, and I love the stories as they reveal themselves. It's an incredibly nourishing process; it's probably the closest I come to having a religion.”
“I lead a simple life. I get residuals. I have a family; we're doing alright.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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