"The Justice Department ruled that Native American tribes are allowed to grow and sell ***** on reservations. This decision was hailed as a victory by Native American leader Giggling Eagle."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“The immediate present belongs to the extremists, but the future belongs to the moderates.”
“Over in the UK and in Wales, it's nice to turn on the TV and see 'Baywatch.'”
“Our problem is that we assume prayer is something to master the way we master algebra or auto mechanics. But when praying, we come "underneath," where we calmly and deliberately surrender control and become incompetent.”
“I check all my props, everything. Acting is something I love. I have done it since I was 13 but it had completely taken over my life absolutely.”
“I finished reading High Output Management by Andrew Grove, which had such valuable insights for leaders that I've been forcing managers at Duolingo to read the book.”
“I had a love for photography, which of course rolled into cinematography.”

Source : Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 1, 2014.
“The result justifies the deed.”
“I am a father. My son's name is Max and my daughter's name is Billie Grace. Twelve years ago Max was born with Down Syndrome. His journey has been complicated by infantile seizures, sleep apnea, dietary challenges and now, puberty!”

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