"You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!"

-- Eddie Izzard

#Sarcastic Quotes #Herbs Quotes

“My father is a university professor so when the schools needed a little kid for their productions I was often the kid they used. The first time I was ever on stage was about 2nd grade.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Spaceflight will never tolerate carelessness, incapacity, and neglect. Somewhere, somehow, we screwed up. It could have been in design, build, or test. Whatever it was, we should have caught it. We were too gung ho about the schedule and we locked out all of the problems we saw each day in our work. Every element of the program was in trouble and so were we. The simulators were not working, Mission Control was behind in virtually every area, and the flight and test procedures changed daily.”

Source : Gene Kranz (2009). “Failure Is Not an Option: Mission Control From Mercury to Apollo 13 and Beyond”, p.204, Simon and Schuster
“A good book changes for you every few years because you are in a different place in your own life. That's a sign of a good novel. Not only will two different readers get something different but so will a single reader at different points in his life.”
“Communication is the root of marital success from which a strong union can grow, and noncommunicatio n is the rock on which the ship will bash out her keel.”
“I look out the window sometimes to seek the color of the shadows and the different greens in the trees, but when I get ready to paint I just close my eyes and imagine a scene.”

Source : "TIME", Vol. 52, 1948.
“And I didn't, that's why my career was very short lived.”
“Put the hero back in the super hero movies, because I think 'super' might have taken over.”

Source : "Watch: Max Landis Criticizes Carnage In ‘Man Of Steel,’ Compares Movie To ‘Transformers 3’ & ‘Avengers’" by Kevin Jagernauth, www.indiewire.com. June 25, 2013.
“There are occasions when I have moved boulders, but I'm reluctant to, especially ones that have been rooted in a place for many years.”

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