"A kiss is like a fight, with mouths."

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Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Fighting Quotes

“Im nearly certain that Google accessed my Gmail account after I broke a major story about Google.”
“I'm going to attempt to do everything that I can to keep the Rams in St. Louis.”
“Painting or poetry is made as one makes love - a total embrace, prudence thrown to the winds, nothing held back.”
“Photons come out of nowhere, they cannot be stored, they can barely be pinned down in time, and they have no home in space whatsoever. That is, light occupies no volume and has no mass. The similarity between a thought and a photon is very deep. Both are born in a region beyond space and time where nature controls all processes in that void which is full of creative intelligence.”
“I get a million ideas a day and I don't put too much weight on any one of them. The ones that really stick in my head are the ones I end up doing.”
“This fast life soon shatters, cause after all the lights and screams, nothing but my dreams matter.”
“A dream, all a dream, that ends in nothing, and leaves the sleeper where he lay down, but I wish you to know that you inspired it.”
“Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.”

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