"If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets... the Force is not with you."

-- Gary Gulman

#Stars Quotes #War Quotes #Years Quotes

“I take the ball, I go wide, I cross, I shoot, but when the moment beckons, I am ready to make the difference.”
“You know, I think in Europe NASCAR is not regarded as high as it should.”
“I like to create a character where you believe, deep down, that they don't really care if they live or die. That's very liberating for the character because, if the character is prepared to die, then they can do anything. It's impossible to stop them.”
“I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. What we know is we can improve. Chad Pennington, our quarterback, missed the first part of the season, and we struggled. We're looking to next season. We're looking to make a noise now, and I wanna kiss you!”
“For every drug that benefits a patient, there is a natural substance that can achieve the same effect.”
“I think Iran is the kind of place where it's difficult to predict what's going to trigger structural change. It's hard to also predict the role that civil disobedience or mass protests could play.”

Source : "Lipstick Jihad: An Interview With Azadeh Moaveni". Interview with Michal Lumsden, www.motherjones.com. March 9, 2005.
“The link between intimate violence in the home and the international violence of terrorism and war is as tightly bound together as the fingers of a clenched fist.”
“Getting 10,000 listeners for a free podcast novel is a lot easier than selling 10,000 hardcover novels at $25 a pop.”

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