"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Pianists of extraordinary talent, such as Christina Petrowska,spend a large part of their early lives perfecting techniqueâ€¦Miss Petrowska,a Canadian with a phenomenal ability to play the most difficult music cleanly, gave a demonstration of her achievements at Carnegie Recital Hall. A product of the Juilliard School who studied with Karlheinz Stockhausen and Gyorgy Ligeti in Europe, Miss Petrowska built most of her program around fiercely difficult contemporary works. She has fingers that work like chrome-plated pistons, and her high-seated position let her bring pulverizing power to bear.”

Source : "Dazzling, No More" by Donal Henahan, www.nytimes.com. May 18, 1977.
“I have to keep reminding myself: If you give your life to God, he doesn't promise you happiness and that everything will go well. But he does promise you peace. You can have peace and joy, even in bad circumstances.”
“Do you think people have noticed that I'm around?" "I notice when you're not. Does that count?”
“When I'm stylizing, it's all about accessories.”
“Being gifted needs courage.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“In medical practice, there are few surgical procedures given so little attention and so underrated in its potential hazard as abortion.”

Source : "Abortion Practice". Book by Warren Hern, 1984.
“By failing to keep their end of the bargain, the Bush administration would allow New Jersey projects to deteriorate and make New Jersey highways and bridges less safe.”
“It takes a lot of money to be a part of the ballet world. Both the training and the supplies are expensive, the shoes, the leotards and the tights.”

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