"Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '"

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Behind every piece of bad content is an executive who asked for it.”
“I'd love to be in the Hall of Fame one day and win Super Bowl rings, or even one - and stay healthy.”
“Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!”
“You're so afraid of being hurt that you attack first. Only those who really care about you will weather the assault of your verbal attacks and stay. The rest will fall away.”
“If Iâ€™d been talking about black trash, I might be lynched. If I was talking about white trash, Iâ€™d merely be another torchbearer in an ongoing national lynching.”
“When the nuclear weapons were sent to the racist South African government, where a few million white people subjugated more than 13 million black people, it was so they could use them against the Cuban forces that were defending Angola. These things have not been written down but they need to be told as part of the reality of history which should not be distorted the way the historians connected to the power elite tend to do.”
“I'd rather chase the sun than wait for it.”
“I'm not a person who believes that Broadway is the only place. I think there's lots of work that goes on outside of Broadway and outside of New York that's better than anything Broadway has ever seen. But, it's historically the place. It's one of the centers of the universe, in many ways.”

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