"Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks about donut sprinkles, it's not quite as important. Unless the U.S. Supreme Court makes a decision outlawing donut sprinkles."

-- Brian Regan

#Decision Quotes #Important Quotes #Doe Quotes

“Stamina is the force that drives the drumming; it's not really a sprint.”
“When I make a fool out of myself or when I don't take myself seriously, I'm in a comfortable spot where I don't need to be reasonable. There's no reason to be reasonable. This is what I want to do and where I have full control. I determine what I want to do.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“London always reminds me of a brain. It is similarly convoluted and circuitous. A lot of cities, especially American ones like New York and Chicago, are laid out in straight lines. Like the circuits on computer chips, there are a lot of right angles in cities like this. But London is a glorious mess. It evolved from a score or so of distinct villages, that merged and meshed as their boundaries enlarged. As a result, London is a labyrinth, full of turnings and twistings just like a brain.”

Source : "On London". jamesgeary.com. July 16, 2006.
“I always cry at weddings, especially my own.”
“I have never talked publicly or privately about the Jewish people, including conversations with President Nixon, except in the most positive terms.”
“We have to make our own happiness, and we have to make our own decisions and play the hand that is dealt to us.”
“I wanted to acknowledge my U.S. heritage and to belong to it more closely. Having said that I am certainly British by formation and education and readily think of London as home. I had never lived in the U.S. till 2007.”
“Widespread cultural acceptance of lying is a primary reason many of us will never know love”

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