"Silence means they [the audience] are paying attention. Even if I drop bombs and they're dead quiet, it's still okay. If they start talking, that's when you've lost them."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Mean Quotes #Talking Quotes #Silence Quotes

“Here when the labouring fish does at the foot arrive, And finds that by his strength but vainly he doth strive; His tail takes in his teeth, and bending like a bow, That's to the compass drawn, aloft himself doth throw: Then springing at his height, as doth a little wand, That, bended end to end, and flerted from the hand, Far off itself doth cast. so does the salmon vaut. And if at first he fail, his second sommersault He instantly assays and from his nimble ring, Still yarking never leaves, Until himself he fling Above the streamful top of the surrounded heap.”
“..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem was that all too many of them HAD gotten a man, married him, had his kids, and then discovered that, as mothers, they were never supposed to have their own money, their own identity, their own aspirations, time to pee, or a brain. And yes, some women indeed became bad-tempered as a result. After all, no anger, no social change.”
“I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.”
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
“I do not believe in hypocrisy.”

Source : "Unfortunate that I am being held responsible for Kingfisher Airlines' difficulties: Vijay Mallya". ET Now Interview, economictimes.indiatimes.com. January 10, 2013.
“When you're young, you think that sex is the culmination of intimacy. Later you discover that it's barely the beginning.”

Source : Peter Høeg (2010). “Smilla's Sense of Snow: A Novel”, p.450, Macmillan
“In a good marriage each is the others better half.”
“Question: How much do you have to invest in the future before you've spent it and no longer have one?”

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