"We have the best government that money can buy."

-- Mark Twain

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“When I walk the streets, kings and queens step aside, every woman I meet, they all stay satisfied.”
“Somebody is always hiding something.”

Source : Lisa Lutz (2011). “Lisa Lutz Spellman Series E-Book Box Set: The Spellman Files, Curse of the Spellmans, Revenge of the Spellmans, The Spellmans Strike Again”, p.254, Simon and Schuster
“My life exists in an imagined reality.”
“What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.”
“How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar!”

Source : "Simpson's Contemporary Quotations". Book by James B. Simpson, p. 301, 1988.
“When I pronounce the word Future, the first syllable already belongs to the past. When I pronounce the word Silence, I destroy it.”

Source : Wislawa Szymborska (2015). “Map: Collected and Last Poems”, p.328, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Actors already striving in the theatre wouldn't dream of putting themselves on these shows; it means that only about 10% of the talent out there is being auditioned for parts.”

Source : "Portrait of the Artist: Elaine Paige, Actor". Interview with Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. May 22, 2007.
“In a philosophical dispute, he gains most who is defeated, since he learns most.”

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