"Members of the Senate are considering a tax on cosmetic surgery. When they brought it up, you should have seen the look that Nancy Pelosi's face tried to make."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Should Have Quotes #Looks Quotes #Cosmetics Quotes

“Nothing can describe the withering horror of this. You feel lost, sick at heart before such unmasked hatred, not so much because it threatens you as because it shows humans in such an inhuman light. You see a kind of insanity, something so obscene the very obscenity of it (rather than its threat) terrifies you. It was so new I could not take my eyes from the man's face. I felt like saying: "What in God's name are you doing to yourself?”

Source : John Howard Griffin (2006). “Black Like Me: The Definitive Griffin Estate Edition”, p.49, Wings Press
“And not only the pride of intellect, but the stupidity of intellect. And, above all, the dishonesty, yes, the dishonesty of intellect. Yes, indeed, the dishonesty and trickery of intellect.”
“Washington is a very easy city for you to forget where you came from and why you got there in the first place.”
“Sanctification is possessing the mind of Christ.”
“My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.”
“Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like being a sprinter; long stretches of hard work punctuated by brief moments in which we are given the opportunity to perform at our best.”
“Englishmen have always loved Moliere.”
“Happiness lies in a large measure of self-forgetfulness, either in work . . . or in the love of others. â™¥”

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