"I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators."

-- Gary Gulman

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“All of our great traditions, religious, contemplative and artistic, say that you must a learn how to be alone - and have a relationship with silence. It is difficult, but it can start with just the tiniest quiet moment.”
“The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.”

Source : FaceBook post by Merle Haggard from Nov 04, 2011
“I vow and protest there's more plague than pleasure with a secret.”

Source : David Garrick, George Colman, the elder (1995). “The Clandestine Marriage”, p.46, Broadview Press
“I think horror movies are still - this can be said of all movies - but being with a group of people scared together is more and more something unusual and fun. Especially for kids who are going out less generally.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Donâ€™t worry about being able to identify each of these plants (in your designs for clients). The world is full of botanists and horticulturists. All you have to do is design. You donâ€™t have to be a botanist; you donâ€™t have to be a bulldozer driver; you donâ€™t have to be a fence builder; you donâ€™t have to be an architect. What the designer has to do is look at the relationships.”
“I believe I am entitled like any other person to have the presumption of innocence.”

Source : "Oppn launches twin attempts to interrupt Parliament". "AM " with Naomi Woodley, www.abc.net.au. May 8, 2012.
“The wave does not need to die to become water. She is already water.”
“I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.”

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