"I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

George Gobel

#Drinking Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“It's not so easy for us when we play teams who have a different mindset, like Chelsea or Inter Milan, because they have the intention of trying to stop us rather than playing a game that is more attractive for the spectators to enjoy.”
“No two people have the same reality”
“By your late thirties the ground has begun to grow hard. It grows harder and harder until the day that it admits you.”
“Use absolutely no pressure. Just like an angel's wing.”
“Interesting, isn't it, that even though more than two and a half decades have passed since the sexual revolution brought women a new measure of sexual freedom, there's still no word in the language that doesn't reek with pejorative connotation to describe a woman who has sex freely. Since language frames thought and sets its limits, this is not a trivial matter. For without a word that describes without condemning, it's hard to think about it neutrally as well. When we say the words 'promiscuous woman,' therefore, it's a statement about her character, not just her sexual behavior.”
“Look at cookbooks with your kids and ask them what sounds good.”
“To end up with a canvas that is no less beautiful than the empty canvas is to begin with.”
“I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people.'”

Source : FaceBook post by Rob Delaney from Feb 23, 2012

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