"I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you.""

-- Rodney Dangerfield

#Kids Quotes #Someday Quotes #Said Quotes

“If I wasn't an actor and I watched my films, I could easily be like 'This guy's a clown,' you know?”
“Everything changes once we identify with being the witness to the story, instead of the actor in it.”
“A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.”
“A partner can encourage you, maybe even stop you from falling, but they can't get you to the top. That's entirely up to you.”
“I wish most anxiously to see my much loved America - it is the Country from whence all reformations must originally spring - I despair of seeing an Abolition of the infernal trafic in Negroes - we must push that matter further on your side the water - I wish that a few well instructed Negroes could be sent among their Brethren in Bondage, for until they are enabled to take their own part nothing will be done.”
“I think Australians are rightly suspicious of people who will try and use religion for another end. I don't think that's right and I don't think it should be done, but I think it should inform values, and it does.”
“Oh I don't plan on getting married. It's a legalized form of prostitution.”

Source : Candace Bushnell (2014). “The Carrie Diaries and Summer in the City”, p.12, HarperCollins UK
“Now, I'll tell you something that might interest you. Casino Royale was the first Bond book that Ian Fleming ever wrote. And he couldn't get anybody to touch it, to publish it - he couldn't do anything about it at all. Nobody wanted to know.”

You may also like:

Andrew Dice Clay
Comedian
Chevy Chase
Comedian
Don Rickles
Comedian
George Carlin
Comedian
Henny Youngman
Comedian
Johnny Carson
Host
Richard Pryor
Comedian
Sam Kinison
Comedian
Ted Knight
Actor