"I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."

-- Dave Attell

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“Barely a teenager, Elizabeth Taylor was already more beautiful and voluptuous than Miss America. When she arrived at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel for our magazine shoot, I was bowled over. I couldn't believe she was only fourteen. She filled out a swimsuit better than I did. We did the pictures, including one shot of me teaching her to float. With that superstructure of hers, she floated just fine. What she couldn't do was sink.”
“Prayer turns ordinary mortals into men of power. It brings power. It brings fire. It brings rain. It brings life. It brings God.”
“Suppose you came across a woman lying on the street with an elephant sitting on her chest. You notice she is short of breath. Shortness of breath can be a symptom of heart problems. In her case, the much more likely cause is the elephant on her chest. For a long time, society put obstacles in the way of women who wanted to enter the sciences. That is the elephant. Until the playing field has veen leveled and lingering stereotypes are gone, you can't even ask the question.”
“Both childbirth and abortion are medical procedures but neither is an illness, and sometimes they're both treated as such.”

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“There are many good reasons to fear a nuclear Iran, but also many good reasons to fear the consequences of launching a preventive military strike against Iran. If the president, whoever it is, wants to do the latter, he or she should - indeed, under the Constitution, must - go to Congress.”
“Itâ€™s amazing how much panic one honest man can spread among a multitude of hypocrites.”
“The more objects you set your heart upon, the more thorns there are to tear your peace of mind to shreds.”
“I believe that he knew more what he was doing. I might be absolutely wrong about this, but that was my impression.”

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