"Being on the road is kind of lonely."

-- Dave Attell

#Lonely Quotes #Kind Quotes

“Credit is a human right that should be treated as a human right. If credit can be accepted as a human right, then all other human rights will be easier to establish.”
“Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.”
“I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write.”
“We are getting used to levels of violence, we are getting used to seeing these horrific things going on all the time. I think it's tough. It's rough.”
“Religion can no longer rest its claims on a dogmatic supernaturalism, because any dogma that is irreconcilable with tested knowledge must be rejected... One sentence ... sums up the dark and deadly pages of Chistian history: "If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities."”
“I don't feel like I'm on a mission. I'm trying to play music that I like to play and like to listen to”
“When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn't really do it, they just saw something.”
“There are two types of people in this world: those whose look for opportunity and those who make it happen.”

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