"At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech. It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“A man's knowledge may be said to be mature, in other words, when it has reached the most complete state of perfection to which he, as an individual, is capable of bringing it, when an exact correspondence is established between the whole of his abstract ideas and the things he has actually perceived for himself. His will mean that each of his abstract ideas rests, directly or indirectly, upon a basis of observation, which alone endows it with any real value; and also that he is able to place every observation he makes under the right abstract idea which belongs to it.”
“Keep a very open mind, keep a very open heart of what you are to face. You will be entering paradise. You will be entering the happiest life, everlasting life.”
“The strength of his will was the tool of his trade.”
“At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.”
“Since my teen years I was interested in martial arts.”
“Parents don't realize that when they teach you about the Holocaust too early, it ruins you for life.”
“Theres so many fish in the sea That only rise up in the sweat and smoke like mercury”
“The fact of the matter is, this is a very dynamic economy we have, and in this dynamic economy, you have a lot of job gains, but you also have job loss.”

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