"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

-- Milton Berle

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“It's hard for a hit to be bad for your career.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. We will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God.”
“To be a utilitarian means that you judge actions as right or wrong in accordance with whether they have good consequences. So you try to do what will have the best consequences for all of those affected.”

Source : "Chew the Right Thing". Chew the Right Thing, www.motherjones.com. May 3, 2006.
“I also came to see that liberalism's superficial optimism concerning human nature caused it to overlook the fact that reason is darkened by sin. The more I thought about human nature the more I saw how our tragic inclination for sin causes us to use our minds to rationalize our actions. Liberalism failed to see that reason by itself is little more than an instrument to justify man's defensive ways of thinking. Reason, devoid of the purifying power of faith, can never free itself from distortions and rationalizations....”
“As long as we let the Word of God be our only armor, we can look confidently into the future.”
“There's part of our brain that we shut off when we're in the studio. There's part of our brain that we turn on when we are out doing an interview or promoting something or waking up at six in the morning for hair and makeup.”
“Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open.”
“If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.”

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