"I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes."

-- Dave Attell

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“One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.”
“Don't underestimate questions from the crowd; technology has made voters more informed than ever.”
“No woman is really an insider in the institutions fathered by masculine consciousness. When we allow ourselves to believe we are, we lose touch with parts of ourselves defined as unacceptable by that consciousness; with the vital toughness and visionary strength of the angry grandmothers, the fierce market women of the Ibo's Women's War, the marriage-resisting women silk workers of pre-Revolutionary China, the millions of widows, midwives, and the women healers tortured and burned as witches for three centuries in Europe.”
“Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.”
“...There's a lot more to be gained from being grateful than you might think. Managing your outlook towards appreciation and thankfulness feeds the soul. It brings calm and contentment. It lifts your levels of happiness and hope. Gratitude will amplify your positive recollections about times past, and in turn sets the stage for optimism about the future.”

Source : Price Pritchett (2006). “Hard Optimism: How to Succeed in a World Where Positive Wins”, McGraw Hill Professional
“Love doesn't go anywhere when you die, you know. The person passes on, the body withers, but love, it survives.”

Source : Sarah Strohmeyer (2011). “Kindred Spirits”, p.50, Penguin
“Suffering is nothing. It's all a matter of preventing those you love from suffering.”

Source : "The art of suffering" by Julian Barnes, www.theguardian.com. May 10, 2002.
“Consistently practice love and everything that falls under the category of love: gratitude, laughter, friendship, joy, forgiveness, acceptance, peace, and trust.”

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