"Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Husband Quotes #Divorced Quotes

“I am very interested in what has been called bad taste. I believe the fear of displaying a soi-disant bad taste stops us from venturing into special cultural zones.”
“For the first and only time, I was more worried about getting hurt by the crowd than by the guy I was fighting. I got a pretty good blast when introduced. The crowd was hollering and raising hell. I looked around for my bodyguard, a colorful New York character named Wild Bill Lyons, who packed two pearl-handled pistols and used to talk a lot about his days in the West. Wild Bill was under the ring, hiding.”
“Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.”
“But I am very confident that David Pleat, the director of football or whatever his title is now days - I am very confident that he, with all his media commitments around the world, knows the market place.”
“The light and the dark are the same. They share. They really do rub up against each other, and they are extraordinarily familiar with each other. They are actually friends.”
“But it is also clear that left entirely untouched by public policy, the capitalist system will produce more inequality than is socially healthy or than is necessary for maximum efficiency.”
“If you have to choose one critical ingredient of success, it's passion.”
“Whatever I hold in my mind tends to manifest itself in my life. What we believe and assume creates most of our reality and our experience.”

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