"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.â€Â â€œWell you can't say fairer than that then"

-- Tommy Cooper

#Doctors Quotes #Wells Quotes

“I'm a real workaholic.”
“Actors love mental disorders, dialects, and corsets. Give them one of the three and they're happy”
“The union of hearts-the union of hands-And the flag of our Union forever. - George Pope Morris. Your flag and my flag, And how it flies today In your land and my land And half a world away! Rose-red and blood-red The stripes for ever gleam; Snow-white and souldwhite- The good forefathers' dream; Sky-blue and true-blue, with stars to gleam aright- The gloried guidon of the day; a shelter through the night.”
“When I was starting out, being a young entrepreneur was not fashionable. Parents would ask, 'When are you going to get a real job?'”
“The teacher should make a concerted effort never to lose his temper in the presence of the class. If a man, he may take refuge in profane soliloquies. If a woman, she may follow the example of one sweet-faced tranquil girl who went out in the yard and gnawed a post.”
“There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.”
“There are times when I am so unlike myself that I might be taken for someone else of an entirely opposite character.”
“Love is a God, who cooperates in securing the safety of the city.”

Source : "Deipnosophists" by Athenaeus, xiii. 561c.,

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