"Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.”
“I'm not sure I even need a lover, male or female. Sometimes I think I'd settle for five good friends.”

Source : Armistead Maupin (2012). “Tales Of The City: Tales of the City 1”, p.223, Random House
“Every man's life is, consciously or unconsciously, a quest for the infinite and the eternal reality.”
“I say no to a lot of things that just don't fit my life. I involve my kids in what I'm struggling with so they don't compete with it.”
“While we may not mind being used, we resent deeply being made to feel discarded.”
“When you are instructed by affliction, you can become a comforter to the afflicted.”
“Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Religion is the belief in future life and in God. I don't believe in either.”

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