"I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen."

-- Brad Williams

#Clubs Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Happens Quotes

“I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages”

Source : Song: Down And Out, Album: Purple Haze, 2004
“A lot of times, when mother-son or mother-daughter relationships have been put on screen, they tend to trickle towards ugly, and I don't find that totally realistic for the wide swath of us and it's also not that fun to watch.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Perhaps Clankers and Darwinists would always be at war, if only in their hearts.”
“More and more, there were no revelations, but simply the uncovering of truths long known but dimly remembered. Everything had been written long ago. There was nothing truly new in the world, but only the slow, circular march of time that revealed the old things once again.”
“Great is the rose Infected by the tomb, Yet burgeoning Indifferent to death.”
“I offer my heart, entrust my soul and give my life to you.”

Source : Maria V. Snyder (2013). “Spy Glass”, p.419, MIRA
“True love knows no league.”
“The truly great actors, like Charlize Theron, are just like, "I'm an actor. For hire. I show up, I do my job." There's no "I'm just waiting for the inspiration." They just do their jobs. They say, "Let's go over the scene a few times and get it."”

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