"When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Girl Quotes #Games Quotes #Bars Quotes

“It's sad, actually, because my anxiety keeps me from enjoying things as much as I should at this age.”
“The more you know the less you talk.”
“I know what I want and what I might gain, and yet, how profitless to know.”
“Those were the days in this country where H. G. Wells, Bernard Shaw and Conan Doyle could have influence, and thats gone, thats true. But I dont think we have less influence in the hearts and minds of readers. I think, if anything, we have just as much, if not more.”
“Famine and disaster, right there in front of you, and the more you watch, the less you do.”
“Nature is relentless and unchangeable, and it is indifferent as to whether its hidden reasons and actions are understandable to man or not.”
“India riding on MS Dhoni wave, Dhoni is a different man in World Cups”
“I also just accept that I might never want to write a song again.”

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