"If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Jobs Quotes #Cat Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything.”
“I could tell you all the medical terminology,' She says. 'But what finally happened is his heart got to big for his body'”

Source : Rodman Philbrick (2013). “Freak The Mighty”, p.149, Scholastic Inc.
“Most of the time, it's not the concept, but the execution of craft that counts.”
“God knew my needs and took care accordingly.”
“If negative meant positive we'd be heroes.”
“Keep a secure home base.”
“I think it's true that if Trump wins, there will be a real activist mobilization, no doubt about it.”

Source : Source: www.democracynow.org
“It is only dislocated minds whose movements are spasmodic.”

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