"There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the ending, but we finally find out who shot Bambi's mother."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.”
“It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that." "Like what?" "Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green.”
“Poetry is not an end in itself but in the service of life; of what use are poems, or any other works of art, unless to enable human lives to be lived with insight of a deeper kind, with more sensitive feelings, more intense sense of the beautiful, with deeper understanding?”
“I have a Damien Hirst spot painting which I love. It has pride of place over my dining-room table.”
“A lot of acting is private time.”
“I'd say that Spanish football is probably the best I've seen.”

Source : "Bale pantomime pushes English football into the wings" by Tim Lewis, www.theguardian.com. August 31, 2013.
“I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.”
“For every fact there is an infinity of hypotheses.”

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