"I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that."

-- Brad Williams

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“At the end of a century that has seen the evils of communism, Nazism and other modern tyrannies, the impulse to centralize power remains amazingly persistent.”
“The normal curve is a distribution most appropriate to chance and random activity. Education is a purposeful activity and we seek to have students learn what we would teach. Therefore, if we are effective, the distribution of grades will be anything but a normal curve. In fact, a normal curve is evidence of our failure to teach.”
“So just to be clear, Microsoft has created a new operating system that isn't properly compatible with a best-selling, still perfectly useable version of its own software. Which of course provides quite a powerful incentive for me to spend up to £99.99 on upgrading to Microsoft Outlook 2007 - except that in my current mood, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.”
“The world is... the natural setting of, and field for, all my thoughts and all my explicit perceptions. Truth does not inhabit only the inner man, or more accurately, there is no inner man, man is in the world, and only in the world does he know himself.”

Source : Maurice Merleau-Ponty (2002). “Phenomenology of Perception”, p.12, Psychology Press
“He's no kind of gentleman. That's all right. I'm no kind of lady.”

Source : Caitlin Kittredge (2011). “The Iron Thorn The Iron Codex Book One”, p.157, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
“Trading has taught me not to take the conventional wisdom forÂ granted. What money I made in trading is testimony to the factÂ that the majority is wrong a lot of the time. The vast majorityÂ is wrong even more of the time. I've learned that markets, whichÂ are often just mad crowds, are often irrational; when emotionallyÂ overwrought, they're almost always wrong.”
“In many regards, the West is dependent on Russia as a partner. Showing consideration for Russian sensitivities when it comes to old, historical bonds is a reasonable, well-founded approach.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“Your body gets old but your mind can always accept that.”

Source : Source: medium.com

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