"I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely makes me laugh."

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John Bishop

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“I pray you never stand at any crossroads in your own lives, but if you do, if the darkness seems so total, if you think there is no way out, remember, never ever give up. The darker the night, the brighter the dawn, and when it gets really, really dark, this is when one sees the true brilliance of the stars.”
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”

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“All of life is the management of risk, not its elimination.”
“I think in order to move forward into the future, you need to know where you've been”
“The manly pride of the Romans, content with substantial power, had left to the vanity of the East the forms and ceremonies of ostentatious greatness. But when they lost even the semblance of those virtues which were derived from their ancient freedom, the simplicity of Roman manners was insensibly corrupted by the stately affectation of the courts of Asia.”
“Happiness isn't at the end of the rainbow. Happiness is at the beginning of the rainbow. Following the rainbow is happiness, not getting to the end of it.”
“To the extent that we are all educated and informed, we will be more equipped to deal with the gut issues that tend to divide us.”
“And I did Batman, too. I did Mr. Freeze. I get more mail for him than anything I've ever done.”

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