"My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Divorce Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.”
“It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.”

Source : Geraldine Ferraro, Linda Bird Francke (1985). “Ferraro: My Story”, p.191, Northwestern University Press
“If others would think as hard as I did, then they would get similar results.”
“An interested person is an interesting person.”
“Drunkenness was in good repute in England till "Bloody Mary" frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more stably, not being quite so cold.”
“The night is my companion, and solitude my guide.”
“My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie”
“If I offered you a thousand dollars to take off your shoes, you'd very likely accept--and then I could triumphantly announce that 'rewards work.' But as with punishments, they can never help someone develop a *commitment* to a task or action, a reason to keep doing it when there's no longer a payoff.”

Source : Alfie Kohn (2006). “Unconditional Parenting: Moving from Rewards and Punishments to Love and Reason”, p.32, Simon and Schuster

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