"My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie"

-- Janet Evanovich

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“In the end, your creativity -- perhaps even your outrageousness -- will determine the final result.”
“Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.”
“No one finds time for prayer. You either take time for it or you don't get it.”
“I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a nightmare to weary, bored souls; that the children of enlightened parents no longer believe in Santa Claus; that all in all, the effort to be happy and have pleasure makes many honest hearts grow dark with despair instead of beaming with good will and cheerfulness.”

Source : "A Plantation Christmas". Book by Julia Peterkin, 1934.
“It's certain that the death of an actor can be on a television screen playing the same thing every week.”
“The men may be the head of the house, but the women are the neck and they can turn the head any way they want.”
“There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts that people cannot think.”
“Through these ongoing activities and possibly in the future, a Canadian will go live and work on the International Space Station and we will continue to make Canadians proud of our achievements in space.”

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