"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"

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Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Silly Quotes

“It's actually kind of weird that we can comprehend the law of gravity, or that we can understand quantum mechanics, enough at least to make computers.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“Most bloggers who rise above the clutter are quite often prolific -they work hard, not just writing content but networking, engaging in Social Media and more.”
“Whatever is stealing your peace and rocking your boat, what ever is taking your smile away, reach down, pick it up, and throw it overboard.”

Source : Jentezen Franklin (2017). “Right People, Right Place, Right Plan: Discerning the Voice of God”, p.30, Whitaker House
“On the dance floor, as much as you say, 'Ladies, you are the car. He is the driver. You can only go where he takes you,' they still try to be in control.”
“The more you live, the less you die.”
“Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.”
“To extract beauty from one's own milieu is one of the most difficult tasks of art.”
“More yoga in the world is what we need.”

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