"Success is a lot like a bright, white tuxedo. You feel terrific when you get it, but then you're desperately afraid of getting it dirty, of spoiling it in any way."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Inspirational Quotes #Graduation Quotes #Dirty Quotes

“Absorbing and haunting! BOGEYMAN spills creepily across the page with Steve Jackson's hellacious verve and insight, reminding us there are few better explorers of the American berserk.”
“If there is a substantial difference between a gay couple and a childless heterosexual couple, I'm unable to see it.”
“My arm extended upward in pleading for peace and the Union of our Fathers... When my hand came down from that impassioned gesticulation, it fell slowly and sadly by the side of a Secessionist.”

Source : "Papers".
“I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.”

Source : "The importance of being Childish" by Tim Teeman, The Times, December 02, 2006.
“That is why everyone in politics, and we do it, must make sure that they do not depend on one single interest group. A good compromise is one where everybody makes a contribution.”
“These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.”
“The smell of factory farms . . . many notice these places only when the odours reach their homes, affecting their own quality of life. We create these animals for our profit and pleasure, playing with their genes, violating their dignity as living creatures, forcing them to lie and live in their own urine and excrement, turning pens into penitentiaries and frustrating their every desire except what is needed to keep them breathing and breeding. And then we complain about the smell.”
“Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.”

Source : Kyril Bonfiglioli (2004). “Don't Point that Thing at Me”, p.19, The Overlook Press

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